parts for a really dumb joke

So I don't have this one all worked out, but it involves Charlie Sheen and The Situation on a deserted island, and the punchline is "Who's Snooki?"

idea for a tv show

Ok, so the show is set at a zoo in a medium-sized town in the midwest, and it's a mockumentary ala The Office. The guy who played Carlton Banks on Fresh Prince returns to tv as the director of the zoo, because that would be awesome. Hijinks ensue. I told you that these would be terrible.